Samantha Matt

It feels like I graduated college yesterday, and I don’t feel like much has changed since. I don’t feel any older. I don’t feel like any major life changes have taken place.

9. Stop naming Facebook photo albums after song lyrics.

If a friend in a relationship is looking to go out for a low key night with some other couples, she’s not going to ask her single friend to come with.

Welcome to your nightmare.

4. Buying jeans.

I always thought I was the type of person who knew what she wanted.

I have no friends. A statement thought by almost everyone after they graduate from college at least once… or, let’s be serious, at least once a week. In college, the world revolved around our social lives.

Decked out in graphic T-shirts from Abercrombie with roll-on-glitter covering my eyelids and a big smile sporting a whole lot of colorful metal, I thought I was hot shit. Now, I have no idea what I was thinking.

By the time we were in high school, the Internet wasn’t new anymore. However, it was still growing extremely fast and our parents had absolutely no idea how to handle it.

Being cool in your 20s is not very hard. That is because us 20-somethings are cool for the pure fact that we are in our 20s.

3. Guys suck at texting.

1. Eat bad food. I don’t know if this is just me, but during the week I am so effing healthy and then come Friday night I am all like PIZZAFRIESMARGARITAS until Monday morning.