Ryan O'Connell
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The Different Types Of Kissers There Are
Now don't get me wrong, I love a little bite in my make outs. However, my face is NOT a midnight snack. It's not a plate of mozzarella sticks at three in the morning so please back the hell up.
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Six Outfits Every Twentysomething Should Have In Their Closet
A twentysomething’s idea of “work attire” can often be anything but. A button down you wore to your graduation matched with dirty black skinny jeans and boat shoes doesn’t exactly scream “401k” but whatever, we’re all cute and figuring it out!
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5 Things That Automatically Make Someone More Attractive
If you're unattractive but singing/strumming/banging on drums to a captivated audience, you immediately become screwable. Why is this? Why were so many women willing to sleep with Rod Stewart and Billy Joel and pretend like they weren't sleeping with complete eyesores?
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Things Men Can Get Away With That Women Can’t
Men can be fat. Men can be Seth Rogen while women always have to be Katherine Heigl. Whaaaaat? I don't get it! It's not just in the movies either. I see a ton of real-life Knocked Up couples walking the streets and get a little sad.
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6 Things Twentysomethings Are Afraid Of
So when do I get health insurance? Is that just a thing no one gets anymore? Is that a ludicrous thing to ask for? WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME? STOP IT!
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If Seasons Were Boyfriends
Your Spring Boyfriend resembles the season itself: Gorgeous and quick. You'll fall for them fast but they'll be gone before you can say "Can you do that again?" You always want more of spring but you're never going to get it.
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8 Songs To Listen To While Working Out At The Gym
While pop songs aren't exactly known for being full of depth, Ke$ha's little ditties take insipid to a whole new level. With her inane lyrics and slurred delivery, her vocal stylings can often resemble that of a drunk toddler.
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Halloween For Kids Vs. Halloween For Twentysomethings
Halloween didn't stand a chance with twentysomethings. It was made to be perverted and freaky. Today, just going trick-or-treating sounds ridiculously twee. "Oh my god, let's get candy and stay up all night getting a sugar high and watching scary movies!"
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5 Things You Should Never Say To A Gay Man
You know what's the # 1 thing closeted guys like to say after hooking up with gay dudes? "I'm straight!" That or they cry. I had one straight guy who literally began to sob after he orgasmed with me.
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Why I Have No Interest In Being Your Friend
I don't want to be friends with you because you don't get it. I don't know how to make you get it. If I could bottle "GETTING IT" and sell it at the Friendship Store, I would but I can't.
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Things You Think About When You’re Making Out With Someone
What do I need to do tomorrow? I know I have to fill out my W9, and go fax some stuff. I should probably do some laundry too. I don't have any clean clothes and its embarrassing. Oh wait, am I still making out with someone?
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Valid Reasons Why You Should Dump Your Significant Other
Dump someone if it feels like a lot of work, if it feels like you should be getting paid for babysitting whenever you're together or if you feel like your best is never good enough. You're probably with someone who has violent insecurities.
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5 Horror Films That Will Scare The Crap Out Of You
The last time I saw it was at a midnight showing at IFC Center. I was going on a date with someone I didn't really know and we both decided to get super high beforehand. Big mistake.
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This Is Why I’m In Love With You
I'm in love with you because you're my best friend. When people hesitate to call their partner their best friend, I'm incredulous as to why. Shouldn't we all be falling in love with our best friend? By saying this, we're not diminishing the value of our platonic friendships.
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10 Songs I Never Want To Hear Again
Truth be told, I kind of love Avril. She makes unabashed catchy pop and makes no bones about the fact that she's sort of a joke. But I can't, won't, don't get behind the atrocity that is "Girlfriend."
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Why Are The Kardashians So Popular?
What separates Kim Kardashian from all the other ladies who came to being known via a sex tape is that she's managed to parlay it into a career that has NOTHING to do with sex.
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This Is Why You’re My Best Friend
We're best friends because I can take you anywhere and you'll adapt. Whether it's the chicest party or some insufferable family gathering, you'll deal with it like a champ. I don't have to worry about leaving you alone or keeping you entertained.
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What To Do When Your Best Friend Ditches You For Their BF/GF
Sometimes it's okay to choose dicks before chicks. Sometimes it's okay to go off the grid and just do the whole "I'M IN LOVE!" thing. The first few months of a relationship are always intoxicating. It's like you're on drugs and going on a love binge -- it's very "Hit Me Baby One More Time"…