You know what the most fascinating thing about gamers is? They get laid. You think they wouldn’t because they kind of all look like smooshed gumballs, but they do because they only have each other. Gamers don’t breed outside of their kind because they’re A. so isolated and B. a non-gamer would never be able to tolerate their lifestyle. They could never sit for ten hours and watch their significant other play Call Of Duty while other people are outside laughing, living, loving. But gamer girls will because they get turned on by things like high scores and talking shit on the web. They’ll lovingly remove the remnants of Cheetos in their boyfriend’s hair. So good for them, I guess.

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