Rob Gunther

“The daddy long-legs had probably been living downstairs in my basement comfortably for generations…”

I wish we didn’t have to wear shoes.

“Is it really that big of a problem, me being so tired all the time?”

“The silhouette started moving, the horse’s hooves up and down, comin’ in a little closer.”

What I’m going to say sounds impossible, I get it.

I was actually kind of scared to go home.

It’s probably all in your head. That’s what you tell yourself anyway as you try unsuccessfully to fall asleep at night. But is it?

It’s just as I feared.

I read this meme on Reddit one time, it was a picture with text written on top of it, a picture of a cop, and it said, “If you’re speeding and you see a cop hiding on the side of the road, and it’s too late to slow down, try waving at the officer. He’s more likely not to pull you over.”

The stores are already offering ridiculous pre-Christmas sales, so we might as well take advantage of all the savings.

“Whatever it takes man, make it happen.”

You know it’s because I used to play in high school, you know that, right?