Rob Gunther

A few months ago, I told myself that I’d stop biting my fingernails. It’s been a bad habit for as far back as I can remember.

I was at this trivia night at a bar by my place a few nights ago, and one of the questions was, “Agoraphobia is the fear of what?” And I knew it, I’d heard this trivia question a thousand times before.

A ver, no es mi intención que yo diera consejos al mundo latinoamericano.

“Please remove me from this group text!” What does that even mean? Remove me from this text? Who? Who’s supposed to do the removing?

Luckily, laser tattoo removal is a thing. Tons of guys get their tattoos removed every year. Ladies, if you ever come across one of these guys, lock them down, because these are the kind of guys you want to be dating. Here’s why.

Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. “Insomnia, yeah, I hear you man. Last night I was up until like three in the morning. I’m a total insomniac!” Sorry, but staying up late isn’t the same thing as insomnia.

I started writing this article, and you’ll never believe what happened next. What happened next was so shocking, I don’t think it’s possible to explain exactly what happened, not without totally blowing your mind and completely changing your outlook on life.

Most people don’t even bother with breakfast. Nope, much better to just slog through the first part of the day on coffee alone and hope that you’re not too famished and pissed off by the time lunch rolls around.

If you’re paying attention to professional hockey right now, there’s no denying that the New York Islanders are for real.

Get a motorcycle. All badasses have motorcycles.

“Listen Rob,” the Job Assigner broke the news to me, “these algorithms don’t lie. All right? It says right here you’re qualified to go down on this two year deep sea study, I mean, what are you going to do?”

Iceman had just finished his morning workout in the Danger Room. When he went to his locker to grab his soap and shampoo, he found Wolverine rifling through his bag of toiletries.