Rob Gunther

Why can’t my legs spasm like this when I need them to?

Do you like wearing shorts? That was a rhetorical question.

It started out innocently enough. I took this quiz called, “What City Should You Actually Live In?” Right away, I started getting really anxious.

OK, everything seems … basically the same really.

Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg has been popping up all over my Facebook News Feed ever since she unveiled her campaign to ban the word bossy.

20. You wake up in the morning and the hangover is soul shattering.

2. After a minute or so of awkward conversation, everyone leaves

It was either I got up and got dressed and went out and bought that battery right that second, or I might as well kiss my guitar playing goodbye.

“There we go,” I said out loud, putting the finishing touches on my knot, giving the boxes a couple of pushes to simulate any bumps we might hit on the road, “We’re good.”

A lot of New York State’s greatness is due to the fact that our greatest city is New York City.

In my overzealousness to prove to the world that I’m the strongest of hand, I’ll be holding that dead fish and I’ll be squeezing it just hard enough that its eyes will be bulging out of the sockets.

2. They’re going to offer you something to drink. Just say no.