Rob Gunther

2. After a minute or so of awkward conversation, everyone leaves

It was either I got up and got dressed and went out and bought that battery right that second, or I might as well kiss my guitar playing goodbye.

“There we go,” I said out loud, putting the finishing touches on my knot, giving the boxes a couple of pushes to simulate any bumps we might hit on the road, “We’re good.”

A lot of New York State’s greatness is due to the fact that our greatest city is New York City.

In my overzealousness to prove to the world that I’m the strongest of hand, I’ll be holding that dead fish and I’ll be squeezing it just hard enough that its eyes will be bulging out of the sockets.

2. They’re going to offer you something to drink. Just say no.

1. Don’t mess around with his web-shooters

Green apple is always the worst of the artificial candy flavors.

You look at examples of a prodigy, someone who, at their peak, is just in total command of their chosen activity.