16 Hilarious Jokes That Explain What It’s Like To Be In A Relationship

"Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious."

Updated 11 years ago, June 2, 2014

Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious

— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) November 14, 2012

I avoid relationships because it’s too exhausting to crop all those photos when things don’t work out.

— Erica (@SCbchbum) April 21, 2014

Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don’t like them

— AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) September 17, 2013

I’m the Ryan Lewis in most of my relationships.

— Vanessa Ramos (@thatRamosgirl) January 25, 2014

i mean, aren’t we *all* in complicated relationships?

— Ellie McElvain (@elliemce) April 2, 2014

Most of my relationships could be described as “enemies with benefits”

— Susie Meister (@susie_meister) April 22, 2014

Life is a series of failed relationships until you meet that person you want to have a failed relationship with for the rest of your life.

— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) March 4, 2014

Relationships: When you like somebody enough to want to eventually hate them.

— Liana Maeby (@lianamaeby) April 28, 2014

Bad relationships are like the jeans you hold on to hoping they’ll fit someday.

— Erica (@SCbchbum) March 12, 2014

Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me.

— Robin McCauley (@RobinMcCauley) March 5, 2014

The worst thing about relationships is that either you’re the one with the drinking problem or they are.

— Maggie Mull (@IAmMaggieMull) April 17, 2014

The smell of McDonald’s in your car will last longer than some of your relationships.

— Anjeanette Carter (@anjeanettec) March 24, 2014

So what do we do if we’re as bad as Joaquin Phoenix’s character in “Her” is with relationships, but not as good with computers?

— Patrick Cassels (@patrick_cassels) January 4, 2014