20 Of The Funniest Tweets From The 2014 Oscars

Even if you didn’t enjoy the Oscars or you were some sort of monster that didn’t love 12 Years a Slave or Dallas Buyers Club, there was still plenty of jokes flying out on Twitter. That is, until Ellen crashed it with the ultimate selfie that literally brought the social network to its proverbial knees. Still despite the setbacks, comedians were cranking out jokes non-stop during throughout the show. Here are 20 of the funniest tweets of the night:

ellen is taking selfies and ordering pizzas i feel like tumblr is hosting the oscars

— Elijah Daniel (@aguywithnolife) March 3, 2014

While waiting to perform, Bono wrote 17 songs about the suffering in Ukraine. #Oscars

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) March 3, 2014

Harrison Ford adding a goatee to the earring is a nice touch. Now just add a puka necklace and you’re a Regional Manager at Hollister.

— Jason Mustian (@jasonmustian) March 3, 2014

How did Kevin hart not show up to this or is he trapped under pharells hat right now

— Jeffrey Hadz (@Hadzilla) March 3, 2014

“Gimme the Macklemore.” -Brad Pitt to his stylist

— Aaron Fullerton (@AaronFullerton) March 3, 2014

Matthew McConaughey = Paul Newman + Moon shine

— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) March 3, 2014

Joseph Gordon Levitt please if you are gay just tell me so I can at least try to move on

— Katie Zack (@katiefzack) March 3, 2014

From the back! pic.twitter.com/vinlHfrMhG

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 3, 2014

Jared Leto looks like a toy I’d put in my daughter’s crib. Goodnight.

— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) March 3, 2014

I laughed very, very loudly at this pic.twitter.com/Azuy1jsY6a

— Amanda Hocking (@amanda_hocking) March 3, 2014

that pizza looked room temperature at best #Oscars

— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) March 3, 2014

.@TheEllenShow if you take twitter away from me again you will pay you monster

— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) March 3, 2014

“I’d like to thank the statue maker for not sculpting a tiny gold penis on this gold man. It’d be very distracting.” – my Oscar speech

— Eli Terry (@EliTerry) March 3, 2014

give me a break! pic.twitter.com/8KMs9fAvR9

— rob whisman (@robwhisman) March 3, 2014

Is Emma Watson single? I wanna make Hermione. #Oscars

— Pete C (@peteec) March 3, 2014

In the future everyone will wear a @Pharrell hat for 15 minutes #Oscars

— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) March 3, 2014

All the Live Action Short Documentary type awards should be handed out in a separate ceremony held at Dave & Busters.

— Patrick Walsh (@thepatrickwalsh) March 3, 2014

Amazing that Gravity won for Visual Effects when the visual effects of gravity are everything Hollywood fights against. #Oscars

— caprice crane (@capricecrane) March 3, 2014

Kerry Washington had her child earlier today. it’s under Pharrell’s hat. #Oscars

— Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) March 3, 2014

jared leto is still giving his acceptance speech backstage

— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) March 3, 2014

It’s okay, people at the Oscars. When people speak in a language other than English I nod and clap like I understood too. #Oscars

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) March 3, 2014