Rawiya Kameir

This woman’s son is doing poorly in school—like, 1.22 GPA poorly—and she simply isn’t having it. When confiscating his phone and “other things” didn’t work, she decided to try something new: embarrass him, by putting him on a street corner with a “Honk If I Need Education” sign.

This 5-year-old girl has her head on straight. While many of her classmates are dreaming of being scooped up by princes (thanks for nothing, Disney), she says she won’t marry you until she has a job. And she means it. You don’t wanna wait for her? Too bad. She’ll find another man.

Minutes after “All of the Lights” hit VEVO, Twitter (and Gchat and Facebook and YouTube and the blogosphere) picked up on, to put it euphemistically, similarities between some parts of West’s video and the opening titles to Gaspar Noé’s award-winning, anxiety-inducing psychothriller Enter the Void.

British entertainment channel SkyOne commissioned creative agency Devilfish to create a real-life version of the iconic Simpsons intro last year. And it’s pretty spot-on! Watch as a group of surprisingly Bart-, Lisa-, Maggie-, Marge-, and Homer-like actors play out the intro with an impressive attention to detail.

This supercut of grandparents discovering Photobooth is possibly the sweetest, most endearing thing you’ll see on the Internet today. Watch as a bunch of seniors Bulge, Dent, Squeeze, and Fisheye their way through Apple’s proprietary Photobooth software.

This just in: a brand-new video from Tyler, the Creator for “Yonkers,” a single off his forthcoming album Goblin due to be released in April. You probably know him as the leader of California rap crew Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All (OFWGKTA), about whom there’s been much debate over the past year. Somewhat NSFW video inside.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. That pretty much sums up the attitude of this man caught on video reluctantly robbing a convenience store. He pays for his coffee and says “please” and “thank you” and “sir” and “I’m sorry” as he robs the clerk at gunpoint.

You know what February means: Fashion Week is on the horizon, we’re a month closer to spring, and…it’s Black History Month. For the next three weeks, we’ll collectively be honoring the past achievements of black people and their (our) contributions to society. In theory, at least.

If you’re still having a tough time understanding exactly what all the protesting and is about, not to worry: this adorable little girl has you covered. Watch Nina as she does us all a favor and breaks down the situation in Egypt as simply as possible. Video after the jump.

Luther Campbell, better known as Uncle Luke of the controversial Miami rap group 2 Live Crew, says he’s interested in running for mayor of Miami-Dade County in the event of a recall election next month. Seriously, Miami. You’d be nuts not to want the dude who is responsible for the classic “when I dip, you dip, we dip” club anthem as your mayor.

Awwww, man. This Weather Network Canada meteorologist had, umm, a slip of the tongue as he reported on a snowstorm earlier this week. There isn’t really much to say about this poor guy. Just giggle a little and then feel kind of sorry for him.

Things got wild(er) in Egypt after President Mubarak announced yesterday he will not be stepping down. Instead, he said he would not be seeking to run again in the upcoming elections and alluded vaguely to orchestrating the transfer of power at some point in the future.