Raul Felix

It was Halloween 2009, I got invited to a Halloween Party held at a bar in San Juan Capristano for a network marketing (pyramid scheme) company that I was a part of.

The world has forgotten about you, left you in disgrace, and is off to destroy its next victim.

Your major tests were your finals, ours was going to war.

Aren’t you a lucky girl? You finally found a man worth keeping around. He’s in good shape, confident, funny, smart, and knows what he is doing with his life.

Your girlfriend, well, now ex-girlfriend has broken up with you because you acted like your bastard self.

“Women are people too. They’re free to make their own sexual choices,” says the modern man.

2. Become a cripple.

Maybe my mind has been warped by spending the formative years of my youth in the Army.

I’ll admit it, sometimes I feel lost in this thing called manhood. There are times and days when I feel like I am on track toward becoming the man that I want to become.

Shit talk is a privilege reserved for your true friends.

It comes as no surprise that most women are not bombshells.

If you guys don’t hear from me in a couple of days, I’m in Cortez, CO with some dude named Carl.