Raul Felix
THE ELOQUENTLY VULGAR WRITINGS OF A CRAZY MEXICAN WHO GREW UP AN AMERICAN.
She Wants Me, She Wants Me Not
Just because you can’t have the best doesn’t mean you can’t settle for the rest.
A Day In The Life Of A Debauched Traveler
10:07PM: Have a good buzz going and decide it’s time to go get some pussy. Either do a solo mission or go out with people in the hostel who aren’t lame.
6 Things I Learned About Israel While Living and Working There
3. Attacks From The Gaza Strip Are A Part Of Life
How To Find The Greatness Within You
Greatness is not reserved for the few who are destined for it, but rather for those who are willing to work for it.
The Woman Who Taught Me I Was Good For Everything But Loving
She was what society would label a cougar, MILF, or mature woman. But I didn’t give a fuck; I wanted her.
My Loneliest July 4th
I sat there as an invisible visitor in a town whose very existence I learned of only a few hours earlier.
4 Things Only Mexican-Americans Will Understand
While we know it’s not much in the grand scheme of things, we help out in whatever little way we can. Porque la familia es lo más importante.
28 Things I’ve Learned By Age 28
It’s better to keep your mouth shut than tell a lie.
6 Ways Women Have Rejected Me
You get rejected a whole fucking lot—so much that you start to notice patterns in the ways you get rejected.
Four Years Of Hell: College V. The Army
My roommate bought our couch with a bottle of Belvedere, I slept on a yoga mat before I managed to get a bed, and I wrote my papers on a busted laptop with an old radiator whistling nearby.
Inch By Inch, Word By Word: The Struggles Of Being A Writer
If a word is misplaced, your message gets lost. If a sentence is structured incorrectly, your meaning doesn’t get across.
2 Stupid Pieces of Dating Advice That Women Always Give Me
“Just wait: Someone special will come along.”