Raul Felix

When we’re set loose on the civilian world, we must learn that most people can’t handle our dark, twisted humor.

The Army is one of the few organizations that give you a true sampling of the types of people that live in America.

It’s the common practice of politicians to go with the easy wrong over the hard right. As a result, the soldier on the ground and the veteran in the wheelchair suffer.

You seek to blame men for treating women like objects, when you treat men like objects yourself.

Only a woman who owns your heart has the power to evoke so much rage inside of you when she wrongs you.

En route out the door I reach for her hand and hold it. She doesn’t brush it off; it’s a good sign.

In a society where too many people let their age be a hindrance and only look back on their glory years, Wild Bill decided to keep his glory years going.

“Have you met this guy named Raul? Apparently he goes around to parties and says he is in the Army. I think that’s kind of sad. He even had a fake military ID made. But in reality he is just a garbage man.”

“Nobody is free… Everyone has a prison. Wife, parents, children, they all make prisons.”

Becoming a skilled wordsmith is not something that happens overnight. It’s a long process that requires many lonely nights in front of the keyboard.

“Now listen. Remember what I told you when we first decided to get married—that I would never, ever let you leave me? Well, I’m keeping true to my promise.”

The Dependopotamus is a vile creature that can be spotted throughout all branches of the US military.