Rachel Rohinsky

No matter where you stand on the political spectrum, unregulated gun ownership in this country is an outdated, outlandish, and frankly savage disease that is permeating our society.

Last week The New York Times, generally a leading media voice on progressive matters, published an article titled ‘Moving Past Gender Barriers to Negotiate a Raise’.

This individual is c-h-iii-lll-i-n. They are clearly in no rush to be anywhere, which is fine, but not when they are blocking someone else’s route. Tourists are particularly vulnerable to being slow striders.

It’s been two whole days since a Malaysia passenger jet, carrying 227 passengers and 12 crew members, took off from Kuala Lumpur, the Malaysian capital, en route to Beijing.

I don’t want to hear anything negative about Ellen EVER again after her hosting performance. I felt like I was watching Louie C.K. standup I was LOLing so much.

We’re constantly reading about it, Pharrell is singing about it. It seems as though happiness, and how to achieve it, has been a trending topic just about everywhere.

Thanks to First Lady Michelle Obama, the Food and Drug Administration will be enforcing changes to the standard “Nutrition Facts” labels that we see (or pretend not to see) on our packaged food.

It’s here! Cold, hard, scientific data about The Selfie. In case you were asking yourself the existential question, what does this all mean? The way man long ago asked, is the world round?

Pregame hard. Which is cheaper and gets you more drunk? A bottle of wine from Trader Joes or a $15 mixed drink from Southside? You tell me.