Rachel Hodin
Writer at Thought Catalog. Follow me on Twitter.
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55 David Foster Wallace Quotes That Make You Want To Be A Better Person
There's good self-consciousness, and then there's toxic, paralyzing, raped-by-psychic-Bedouins self-consciousness.
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32 Freaky Accounts Of People Who Were Almost Murdered That Will Keep You Up At Night
Hitching near Green River Washington, Guy in a V.W. picks me up, a few blocks latter he suddenly pulls over and says "It's your lucky day little girl...Get the hell out of my car!" A few weeks latter I see a picture of him on the cover of a news paper. Ted Bundy. I was…
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Vanity Fair Is About To Throw Shade On Poor Gwyneth, What Could It Possibly Be
3. She's a big carnivore
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67 Ridiculous Laws From Around The World That Still Actually Exist
29. In Britain, it is illegal to import potatoes into England or Wales if you have reasonable cause to believe that they are Polish.
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21 Things Everyone Needs To Stop Saying By 2014
You COULD live by this maxim. OR you could live by the more appealing, joyless and realistic one that I have stamped on my throw pillow: Fart, vomit, die. The choice is yours.
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An Open Letter To Girls Who Sleep With People’s Boyfriends: Please Don’t?
No but like seriously, can you not? I literally just got a pap smear and I realllllllly don't want to go back to the gyno, at least not 'til I'm dead.
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19 Crucial Hits Of The 90s You Have Definitely Forgotten About Until Now
"Kiss The Rain" by Billie Myers
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Woman Quits Job, Leaves Boss Epic Video Resignation
A new unnamed hero just emerged, realizing all of our job-quitting dreams in this epic video.
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45 Employers Reveal The Most Ludicrous Things They’ve Ever Read On A Resume
My friend used to put "petroleum transfer specialist at British Petroleum" on his resume. In reality, he pumped gas at an BP gas station.
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Bitches Who Brunch Vs. Ladies Who Lunch
Because it really is the flower headband that draws you in first, don’t you think? That, or the twinkle in their gold Tory Burch pendant.
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22 Signs She’s Definitely Flirting With You
Mojo no mas...
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38 Of The Most Shocking, WTF Secrets From 38 Strangers On The Internet
I set my molesters house on fire.
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18 Things You Shouldn’t Do After A Break Up
Exercise restraint
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42 Little-Known Facts About Famous Rappers and Hip Hop
30. Snoop Dogg went to school with Cameron Diaz and sold her marijuana at the time.
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37 People On The Best Decisions They Made While Drunk
I traded a shoe for a bowling pin and the secret knowledge of how to get into the goblin kingdom.
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11 People Who Need To Stop Talking
Was that you, Sam Goudie, who visited me in my nightmare last night? Cloaked in a black veil, you called yourself death. When I asked to see your face you de-robed yourself, projectile vomited on me, and screamed "YOLO Bitchez".