Rachel Hodin

30. Snoop Dogg went to school with Cameron Diaz and sold her marijuana at the time.

“Some like to be humiliated and then have pictures of them doing these tasks posted online.”

I traded a shoe for a bowling pin and the secret knowledge of how to get into the goblin kingdom.

People have offered me 6 figures to have sex with them. And I just politely tell them no, and I thank them for the offer

So if you start trying to pull some bullshit game on a girl who knows your poop schedule, then it’s time you take out the tissues and lotion. Because you’re just fucking yourself.

Now with season three fast approaching, it’s been made public that Danielle Brooks—aka “Taystee” from Orange Is The New Black—will appear on Girls, marking the first black girl to grace the show.

He once attempted to ship all of the short people out of North Korea.

I could say that, despite all the obstacles and the hopelessness of that place, we actually did find love.

Baby steps, Amanda. Baby steps.

So how does one cope? What are the victims left with to feel any semblance of retribution, of closure?

Was that you, Sam Goudie, who visited me in my nightmare last night? Cloaked in a black veil, you called yourself death. When I asked to see your face you de-robed yourself, projectile vomited on me, and screamed “YOLO Bitchez”.

I’ve never even walked a runway unless you count every time I’ve ever walked anywhere in my life.