Rachael Sacks

I feel very lucky that I had to google “How do student loans work?” because I don’t need them.

This will be my fourth Mardi Gras this weekend!

I don’t think recovery ever really happens.

Honestly, I don’t have time for someone and don’t even know if they would be cool with having to deal with Rich Woman being their girlfriend.

While my sexuality is irrelevant to the topic of my article, it still is part of who I am and should not be ignored.

I’m just poor little Rach(a)el (depending on the intelligence of the commentator) Sacks who just was soooooo sad that a cashier showed her a little disdain.

I’m not one of those people who try to be poor to relate to people. I think that’s honestly really disgusting behavior, it’s as if you’re saying that you have to make yourself into something you think is beneath you to get others to like you.

3. Nipple guards that can sense when it’s cold/ you’re aroused and cover that shiz up.

A great night for me is sitting around watching Family Guy, drinking a beer and masturbating.