17 Signs You’re A Scorpio (Even If You Weren’t Born One)

(1) You typically hate asking for help because you see it as a sign of weakness. You like to be the boss of your own life and live by the motto, “if you want it done right, you have to do it yourself.”

(2) Hell hath no fury like a Scorpio scorned. You are the master of revenge. Now, to you revenge isn’t always a heinous act, most times it’s just proving to a person that you were better off without them.

(3) You are brutally honest. It annoys you when people ask you for your honest opinion, and then they get offended when you actually give them your honest opinion.

(4) When you love, you love fiercely. For you, falling in love means having to let your impenetrable guard down, and that’s one of Scorpios’ biggest fears. You choose very carefully who you allow into your heart, so when you do fall in love, it’s a pretty big deal, and you’ll love and cherish your partner with everything you have. Lucky guy/girl!

(5) You make people work hard for your trust because you are weary of trusting ANYONE. The only person you fully trust is yourself, and you trust your own instincts more than anything.

(6) You can appear to be calm one second, but when someone pushes your buttons, you’ll explode like a volcano. When you get angry, you let out feelings you’ve kept inside for quite some time – it can get ugly.

(7) The worst things someone can do when you are angry is repeatedly ask questions, pester you, or pry in your business. Actually, these things still annoy you even when you aren’t angry. Your business is your business, and when you want to share something, you will on your own terms.

(8) You are the perfect combination of introverted and extroverted. At times, you may seem quiet, internally aware, and intense. You find it exhausting to be “on” all the time. However, when you’re in the mood, you can be the absolute life of the party! It all depends on how you’re feeling in the moment, because Scorpios are very “feeling” individuals.

(9) You are protective and loyal to a fault. You couldn’t care less what others think or say about you, but when someone messes with your friends or family, all hell will break loose.

(10) You HATE small talk. You’d rather not talk at all. You like to get straight to the point and prefer deep and meaningful discussions to idle gossip.

(11) You are a freak in the sheets. You simply ooze sexuality and sex appeal with everything you do! Scorpio is, after all, the most passionate and sexual sign of the Zodiac. However, this doesn’t mean you’ll just give it up to anyone. Oh no. You are a prize to be won.

(12) You can be very jealous and possessive in relationships, but you hide it so well. Again, this has to do with your protective and loyal nature. The only reason you get jealous is because you care so much and love so hard. You don’t like to share what you consider to be rightfully yours.

(13) You are extremely perceptive and can pick up on peoples’ emotions very easily – often times even without verbal communication. You feel what other people are feeling, which isn’t always a good thing.

(14) You have a built-in lie detector. Nothing grinds your gears quite like being lied to, but you sometimes find it entertaining when someone tries to pull a fast one on you, because you always, ALWAYS find out the truth.

(15) You are passionate, driven, and dedicated. You dream big and you will do whatever it takes to reach your goals. Giving up is never an option!

(16) You have the tendency to take everything to the extreme – the good and the bad. It can be very hard for you compromise. You don’t like to half-ass anything and there is no “in-between.”

(17) You understand and accept the darker side of life, and you have an innate desire to find the answers to life’s deepest and darkest mysteries.