Phoenix Askani

Internet bullying is no joke. That’s why I’m so very pleased to see something amazing come from a rudely captioned photo taken by a body shaming jerk and posted on 4chan.

4. I get choked up even watching cheesy commercials. Anything meant to be touching at all and I’m suffering to not embarrass myself.

Here are a handful of suggestions for ways to put a little boost in your step and some more joy into your life.

I made the mistake of giving a guy I’ve never met my phone number via a private message under the pretenses of well, you know, being friends.

How do I know if he’s enjoying it without asking silly questions and how do I please him?

3. I’ve made some slightly untraditional decisions in my 20’s.

Light a wood burning fire in your fireplace, and then dump a little weed into it.

We’re all just trying to figure it out. How to live. The meaning of life. Our purpose. Find passion. Fall in love. Avoid dying alone.

1. I’m focused on having sex with someone I actually like.

1. When people try to get on a train or elevator before I have a chance to step off.

4. TOO MUCH TEETH

You provide me with that instant gratification I crave, and I always leave feeling satisfied.

I remember feeling kind of dirty and liking it.

We pick out some super tight little shorts with daggers on them and a little white bralette top, grey weed socks, and some old Chucks. No underwear. I’m into this idea.

8. This loofah is purple. I like purple. I’m single.

I spent years as a kid feeling like being too reactive or talkative with people was a bad thing. I was too much for them.

“Please, hold me, make me feel loved, give me your attention, because damn it, I’ve been mistreated before and now I’m in constant fear of being hurt again!”

I have never felt like I needed someone so much before, even just to bask in their presence and make them happy.