Nicole Mullen

Just a fun mom and a teacher at a retarded school. I like recipes and my kids.

Here’s The Full List Of Brian Gaar Tweets That The CIA Read To Prisoners

One died in the process…”

Steve Harvey Confirms: “Every Button On My Suit Represents A Cosby Victim”

“My hands was so messed up from the buttons, I couldn’t make love to my wife. I couldn’t hold my kids.”

Pearl Harbor Was Bad, But What About All The Good Things The Chinese Have Done?

I’m not saying that we shouldn’t honor Pearl Harbor or the people that died, but to combat anti-Chinese sentiment and dispel racist attitudes that crop up this time of year.

This UVA Overreaction Proves Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do Journalism

Shouldn’t we form some kind of angry mob?

Move Over Mike Brown, It’s Time To Be Mad About Star Wars

It’s a problem because the only reason I say or do anything is for attention.

So AIDS Gets A Holiday But White People Don’t?

Just a day of awareness. A day to remind people that white people are out there, they’re armed, and there still isn’t a cure.

Microsoft CEO Proudly Announces He’s Also Gay, But Better

“A lot of you may think that Apple is the only company that can manage to have a gay CEO, but that’s not true,” he says.

Actually, It’s The Washington Post That’s Bad

It’s just jealousy. All these other publications despise us. Gawker even went as far as calling us a “white supremacist website.”

Thoughtless God Sends Mike Brown To Help Cardinals Win World Series

While it’s widely known that God exists, only revealing himself through his manipulation of professional sports and his borderline-exhibitionist obsession with putting his son’s face on Mexican food, no one is quite sure whether or not He actually knows what he’s doing.