Nicole Mullen

Meet Russia’s answer to not only David Blaine, but Neil Strauss.

What I’m saying is, we need to (very publicly) allow the NYPD to execute Dustin Diamond in broad daylight.

You’ve probably heard about the big trend among “hipster parents” of naming their infants after civil war letters from the national archives, and if you haven’t, well, it’s officially a thing now.

What you don’t have is freedom to release the movie or make money off of it. That’s not something you’re entitled to. Show me in the first amendment where it says that. It doesn’t.

During a recent broadcast from the hostage crisis in Syndey, a shaken man on the verge of tears painfully relays his account of the traumatic situation. “Oh it’s a complete tragedidoo,” he says. “There were sheilas and wee ones.

Guys, this shirt rules.

I challenge any bigot to watch these two animal friends and not feel at least a little bit progressive.

These people should be ashamed.

MMA for pets.

Even if they aren’t taking over the conversation, they are certainly annoying everyone with their glowsticks and drum circles.

Genital Mealhouse.

Brad, “Nah I have no idea what Photoshop is, I’m a personal trainer.”