Nicole Mullen

Just a fun mom and a teacher at a retarded school. I like recipes and my kids.

Putin “Confirmed Diaperbaby” Says Pentagon Report

A four year study unveiled at the annual Pentagon press summit about who is bad and why they are bad, has determined that Russian president Vladimir Putin is, in addition to suffering from Asperger’s syndrome, “a huge diaper baby,” according to both experts in the fields of psychoanalysis and military strategy.

Y’all See This F*cking Video Of The Taiwan Plane?

“Holy shit,” said my friend, who is also a reporter because she showed me the video. We’re both reporters. We’re journalists doing journalism, and not content generators commoditizing deaths for advertising money.