Nicole Mullen
Just a fun mom and a teacher at a retarded school. I like recipes and my kids.
Here’s What Sean Penn Actually Said At The Oscars
With all the denunciations of the Oscars as a display of bigotry and hatred, it’s important for us members of the media to remember that the people – the worthless peon consumers of our art – are actually capable of deciding for themselves whether or not something is offensive.
Wow. The Daily Show Chose The Most White Male Privilege Host Possible
Well guys, today is a sad day for progress.
Ash Wednesday? Looks More Like Blackface Wednesday To Me
The thing about Christian holidays is that they’re all offensive.
Nobody Can Deny That History Is Racist, So Why Do We Teach It In Schools?
And just like you wouldn’t want Grandma’s Opinions taught in schools, you shouldn’t want History being taught either.
More like Ruth Bader ‘Gin’sburg
See what I’m getting at here, is that she was drunk, and gin is a type of alcoholic drink.
As A Creative Type, I Should Be Able To Write Off Illegal Drugs On My Taxes
I make all my money freelancing. And then the government takes all my money because I forget to save my receipts. And then I have to make up a bunch of shit that I consider business expenses so I can get my money back.
McDonald’s Is Now Paying Its Employees In Humiliation, Shame
The “show your lovin” campaign isn’t really about improving McDonald’s image so much as it’s about literally commodifying emotions themselves.
Three Possible ISIS Members Killed In Isolated, Random Shooting In Chapel Hill
Two nights ago, three Muslim students were shot dead outside of their apartment complex in what police are saying was an escalation of a longstanding dispute over a parking space.
Looks Like God’s Real After All, Idiots
Well, I’ve been saying it for my entire life (with a brief exception of a few years in my teens where I decided to be an atheist to “test the waters” of sinnery) but now I can triumphantly announce with 100% certainty that God is, without question, for real.
Kanye Was Almost Right, But Beck Should Give His Grammy To Those Who Need It Most
This could be the world. This is how Beck and the other celebs could continue making everyone’s lives better.
Gender Bender Jenner’s Fender Bender
One of the biggest problems in journalism is when you have a really great headline, but the article itself is lacking in content.
Wow. I Can’t Believe How Racist The Grammys Are Going To Be
Guys, I’m a huge fan of music. It’s something that’s unique about me.
Putin “Confirmed Diaperbaby” Says Pentagon Report
A four year study unveiled at the annual Pentagon press summit about who is bad and why they are bad, has determined that Russian president Vladimir Putin is, in addition to suffering from Asperger’s syndrome, “a huge diaper baby,” according to both experts in the fields of psychoanalysis and military strategy.
“And They Were In The Closet Making Babies,” Says Brian Williams. “And I Saw One Of The Babies And It Looked At Me.”
Williams says that the Obamas let him keep one of the babies, and that he was raising it as his son.
Plus Sized Model Ashley Graham Proves That Even Heavy Women Can Be Jacked Off To
This is a much bigger deal than any other publication using a plus sized model – the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition is where beauty standards, at least in America, find their roots. This is a huge deal.
The 9 Differences Between Saudi Arabia And ISIS
With the recent beheading a Jordanian pilot by ISIS, and the ascension of a new king to the Saudi throne, a lot of focus is being placed on the Arabian Peninsula these days.
Wow. This Video Shows Us Why Women Kinda Don’t Deserve Equal Pay
It’s a common MRA refrain: “the wage gap doesn’t exist once you factor in the risks men take at work.”
Y’all See This F*cking Video Of The Taiwan Plane?
“Holy shit,” said my friend, who is also a reporter because she showed me the video. We’re both reporters. We’re journalists doing journalism, and not content generators commoditizing deaths for advertising money.