Nicole Mullen

And you thought Americans were bad at geography!

What would a good old fashioned white Thanksgiving be without snotty objections from a precocious budding liberal?

There’s something that only Wilmington teenagers know about, and that’s what it’s like to not be able to drive until you’re sixteen. That first day behind the wheel, picking your friends up, and hitting up all the Wilmington hot spots like Best Buy, the Mall, and H&R Block – nothing gets more Wilmington than that!

Another major hurdle to overcome is the fact that Kennedy’s brain was not only damaged severely during his assassination, but the individual pieces were auctioned off and are hard to recover.

Over the last couple of days, there’s been a lot of dialog about selfies – quick snapshots of oneself, posted to the internet for the sole purpose of showing off, well, yourself.

You have all this freedom in your twenties, and it feels natural to sleep in and just get to work whenever you happen to wake up. That’s a bad idea! Keep using that alarm clock, and make sure to get a good breakfast.

8. Bringing up your ex, and how they had some pretty convincing reasons why The Holocaust never happened.

I realized that sometimes art is just being a snarky, sassy babe.

There’s been a lot of talk about the inherent misogyny in disliking female characters, and I’d like to eschew that right off the bat with this simple fact – this show is all about unlikeable characters!

It’s been shown that the most important factor in judging a person’s relative value is their genitals.

So what’s the most effective cologne an introvert can employ to cast off their social ineptitude and crippling anxiety, foray into the extroverted world of bars and student activity centers, and participate in hookup culture?

Okay. Hewe it is, another bwog about wape jokes. I know what you’re thinking.