Nicole Mullen
Just a fun mom and a teacher at a retarded school. I like recipes and my kids.
8 Things Russians Do That Are Gayer Than Fucking Another Man
Russians love ballet. It’s true.
How To Be Bulimic In NYC On A Budget
I want to make it clear before I go any further that this article is not meant for teens or children.
What’s So Bad About Being A Dumb B*tch?
Just because I’m not a brainiac I’m not entitled to the massive audience and fanbase I have?
Has Anyone Considered That Maybe Woody Allen Molested That Girl As Satire?
The thing people are missing in all of this though is, hello, Woody Allen is a masterful comedian!
I’m Offended That Philip Seymour Hoffman Died
I am appalled and outraged. The official report states that he passed due to a heroin overdose, which is extremely problematic.
22 Stupid Questions Every Girl Asks During The Super Bowl
The Super Bowl is the big one right?
So Are We Just Not Going To Tell Chinese People That New Years Was A Month Ago?
Apparently Chinese people actually think it’s New Years.
Why Isn’t There A White Girl History Month?
Now, look, I know that sounds racist, but I’m not racist.
SNL Is Racist Unless It Hires These 12 People
I think we can all agree that white men are parasitic, awful people that are responsible for all of the world’s problems.
A 22 Year Old’s Diary Entry From 1887
I was messing around in the attic looking for my grandmother’s Nazi memorabilia and I found this diary from one of her relatives.
Dear Thought Catalog Trolls: You Can’t Stop Me
Hey guys. I’m going to be real for a moment. My name is Nicole. I am a mother, a journalist, and a voice.
Warning, Ladies: Morning After Pill Has No Effect On Unbangable Women
For women that are attractive, Plan A is using condoms or birth control, and Plan B is our product – but for ugly women…