Nicole Mullen

So if you haven’t heard about average Barbie yet, you’re missing out.

Yup, that’s right. If you’re one of the people that clicks on and shares clickbait, you’re likely to be a racist.

What disturbs me isn’t that some people don’t tip, it’s the fact that to even criticize tipping is immediately met with such vitriol and hatred that one has to question why we’re so systematically inclined to agree with service industry employees.

To many, Brooklyn is synonymous with the displacement of the whites who once called it home.

It’s really important to understand that being a good ally means never saying anything at all. Allies listen and acquiesce, they don’t offer empathy and they certainly don’t offer an opinion.

Well, normcore is bee beards and novelty clown shoes.

So last night I went out with a couple of friends for some drinks. I’m usually the smartest one in the group, and everyone looks up to me because of my opinions and insights.

Boon Swaggler.

The number one problem with allowing homosexuals in professional sports is that they will inevitably make all the other players gay by sharing water fountains and locker rooms.

I love being empowered. I love to empower myself, and find power from external sources like advertisements and memes.

Gracefully accept your position in life and know that if you don’t step on anyone’s toes, and don’t act up, someday, you might be able to afford yourself a better situation.

We don’t wipe, because to wipe would be to wash away our identities.