Nicole Mullen

Losing a relationship isn’t like losing a parent or a child – it’s much worse.

I was prettier, my boobs looked better, men liked me more, and my days were filled with carefree adventures into the woods to hook up with boys while drinking Night Train.

2. You Stop Feeling Bad About Borrowing Money From Your Parents.

A girl should never limit her horizons. A girl should never rob herself of experience.

Since the dawn of man, women have been right beside their male counterparts, unsure of themselves and looking for a release from their imperfect physicality.

I want to make it clear that, personally, I have no problem with homosexuality.

But hold on a second Gore – what the hell is the ozone layer? If it’s such a real thing, how come I can’t see it?

Mexican Fourth of July is a celebration of Mexico gaining its independence from the Native Americans that ruled the country for thousands of years.

Without fail, every May fourth there’s a scourge of hot people coming around, dressing up as Jar-Jar, and offering a Vulcan salute as they misquote Vader.

I just realized it’s actually Friday.

Here in America we have good buildings that house offices and people.

While being white does have certain advantages in our society, it also has a lot of downfalls. Chief among them being the fact that the natural hair movement callously excludes us.