Nicole Mullen

Just a fun mom and a teacher at a retarded school. I like recipes and my kids.

Being From Texas Is Like Having Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

The gist of his idea is that homosexuality, like alcoholism, is an impulse you can choose not to engage in. It’s a shit analogy for a couple of reasons, mainly because no one ever ran over a bunch of kids because they were sucking a dick while driving.

How To Be A Kirk Cameron Polemic

You start taking the little things around you, and realizing how God reveals himself through stuff like pencil sharpeners and the shape of deer feces.

Will Smith Has Nothing To Worry About

Just because the pictures aren’t particularly sexual, does that mean that we can risk making the assumption that the Smiths aren’t pedophiles that took these pictures to victimize their daughter?