Nicole Mullen

Here are some of the best (worst) definitely real tweets from the government.

But equality is all about give and take.

At 25, Benjamin Franklin was still trying to convince people that all that dumb shit he was doing with kites was science.

I want him to feel like he’s able to accomplish something, instead of just being a constant burden on myself and society at large.

If you want to support, join in with #RobbyLobby and #MyBodyIsNotAHobby.

They either have a far superior penis, or they have a designer pussy, sculpted perfectly by a surgeon. That’s really not fair.

1. If you’re caught using birth control on the job, you’ll go to jail.

Ever notice how the tent looks exactly like a Klan hood?

Look, I’m fairly aware of the fact that all white men are rapists, but this app just totally proved it for me.

Luckily, this video perfectly sums up the trans* experience, and it does it in a way that’s easy to understand and enjoy.

On behalf of myself and everyone else at the Xavier Institute of Lower Learning, Happy Ramadan, everyone!

You’re Afraid Of Commitment. This is a total Chad McKilker move.