Nicole Mullen

They may look like us, but they’re a sick fucking people and it’s our responsibility as Americans to “bring the pain.”

If we were to allow the genocide of Palestinians, you would have to do it in a way that was hilarious.

Just the other night, a woman was attacked, and no one seems to care.

Congrats. Great job, everyone. You refused to listen to the professionals at the DEA and the DARE program, and now teens are pouring alcohol all over their bodies and setting themselves on fire.

International Friendship Day is another holiday in a long trend of holidays designed to undermine white culture and downplay our pale contributions to the world.

In 40 years, people will look back and recognize the struggle of the brave tech workers against the oppressive lower income families that sought to destroy and oppress the only people that actually cared about making the world a better place.

The bathroom is supposed to be a safe space.

In a study conducted by researchers from several prominent marketing groups, it was discovered that women who have a tendency to share content on Facebook tend to be more intelligent than their friends that do not.

I’m glad that were finally getting to a point in our society and culture where women are allowed to objectify men’s bodies to the same degree that women have been objectified for millions of years. I like that when we idealize beautiful men, that it hurts ugly men.

This guy is changing the world and showing the corporations that we don’t need them to survive, all we need is ingenuity, and a little bit of compassion for others.

Scientists are recommending that during brown recluse paranoia season (now), it would be prudent to spend an hour or two a day squatting over a mirror with a flashlight, inspecting your bottom for spiders with your fingers or a q-tip.

1. Remember That Your Friends Aren’t Doing Well Either.