Nicole Mullen

Charity is more often than not, an entirely selfish endeavor.

“You shouldn’t smoke near your child.”

It seems the funnyman has become the butt of many jokes after posting a picture of man on the NY subway without realizing who the man actually was.

In a world where American children are at an extremely high risk of being bullied to the point of suicide, becoming victims of sexual assault, or catching the Ebola virus, parents need to exercise extra caution and panic.

Sometimes it’s hard to tell if a woman is into you or not. Trust me, I know; I’m a woman. It’s called sending mixed signals, and we do it so we can entrap men with false rape allegations and extort money out of them

Just what the hell are you doing with all of our private information Facebook? Why are you trying to jack off to pictures of my son while he’s sleeping?

Lest you forget, almost every single war in the last two hundred years has either been won by the United States or ended by the United States.

My opponents took the (popular) stance that breastfeeding is wrong, and they compared it to bestiality after suggesting that I should be stoned to death for bonding with my child.

Last night, the producer of the Walton and Johnson radio show asked me to come on the air to talk about how I breastfeed my son Mason who is just now entering puberty.

So hilarious even that you might just not be able to even with this.

Prior to the BuzzFeed infection, it was thought that Ebola was only transferable through direct contact with the bodily fluids of an infected person.

Her name is me. I’m not letting poor people fuck my regular pussy. It’s only for rich men.