Nicolas DiDomizio
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Nicolas DiDomizio
Just Admit It! Tinder Is Perfect For Us.
The love of your life needs to know these things ahead of time.
Some Psycho Tried To Break In My Apartment While I Was Home And I Survived The Entire Ordeal
As bizarre as this was, though, it didn’t bother me as much as it probably should have.
The Definitive Rule For Using Exclamation Points In Work E-Mails
But what happens when exclamation points become a source of contention, jealousy, and betrayal?
Maybe We’re Not As Damaged As We Think We Are
I’m sure the true answer lies somewhere in between.
An Open Letter To The Guy Who Stole My Identity On Plenty Of Fish
If you wanted a photo of me that was going to attract hot gay dudes to your online dating profile, you should have just contacted me directly for suggestions. And then I would have told you that no such photo exists, because — believe me — I’ve tried all of them myself.
How Not To Impress A Guy On A First Date
Alternate titles for this post: “This is Why I’m Single,” “How to Channel Your Inner Grandmother While Trying to Not Scare Off a Potential Suitor on a First Date and Totally Failing,” or “I Dropped a French Fry on a Date — and I Survived.”
OkCupid Is Riddled With Psychos, And I’m One Of Them
There’s no easy way to say this, so here it goes: My friend and I have a ghost OkCupid account. I know, it’s weird and we need therapy.
Dear Sick People, Just Stay Home
Sick people are everywhere — and frankly, I trust no one.
2013: The Year I Officially Swear Off Unavailable Men
I’m trying to do this thing where I love myself more, and unavailable men are like self-esteem vacuums.
Not OK, Cupid
I’m not saying that OkCupid has led me to spend enough time staring into my computer screen to develop severe eyestrain and a chronic twitch… but that’s kind of exactly what I’m saying.