Nico Lang

“If each dead person became a ghost, there’d be more than 100 billion of them haunting us all. Creepy, but cool.”

Bragging about being from the 90’s, dressing like you’re from the 80’s and listening to music from the 70’s.

“I love mine, and she’s an amazing person, but if my ex were to kiss me right now, it would all be over.”

In the spirit of ‘Breaking Bad’ finally (!) winning Best Drama, all the Emmy voters took meth before they cast their ballots.

14. When people say “That’s funny” or “LOL” instead of actually laughing. What’s with that?

32. Over the bridge to Pimpleton (n.) – cumbersome term for homosexual intercourse.

39. If you were to take a shot every time you or your friends say the word “problematic,” you would always be shitfaced.

“It’s like a made-for-TV movie.”

Bald people are superheroes.

39. “Leaving Las Vegas”: When it came out in Japan, the movie was called “I’m Drunk and You’re a Prostitute.”

Gerber had some issues selling their baby products in France. If you speak French, you can guess why. “Gerber” means “to vomit” in French.

“You deserve to be happy.”