Nico Lang
Author of the memoir “The Young People Who Traverse Dimensions While Wearing Sunglasses”.
61 Hilarious Yiddish Insults You Need To Know
“Lign in drerd un bakn beygl!”: A curse meaning “May you lie in the ground and bake bagels.” To explain, this curse means that you should burn in hell for all eternity and bake bagels that you may never eat.
21 Truly Terrible Movie Tie-Ins That Almost Ruin The Original Book
1. “As I Lay Dying,” Written and Directed by James Franco
These 45 Shockingly Sexist Vintage Ads Will Make You Glad To Live In 2013
Co-Le Sales Company asks: “Do you still beat your wife?” Their answer: “Maybe you never should have stopped.”
29 Outrageous Jerri Blank Quotes That Will Make You Laugh And Cringe
“I like the pole and the hole, and right now I’m as moist as a snack cake down there. So, why don’t you come over to my crib after school, and I’ll make your pinky all stinky.”
Why Do We Care About Kate Menendez?
Society loves an easy target, especially if the target has a vagina.
The Fascism Of The Mass Audience: Are We The Danger?
“Isn’t what you asked for? Isn’t it enough? When will it ever be enough?”
13 Everyday Myths That Have Never Been True
7. Drinking caffeine will stunt your growth.
15 Inevitable Awkward Situations That Happen To Everyone Who Works In An Office
Bonus: When You’re On The Internet Instead Of Working And Your Boss Notices
71 Simple British Slang Phrases Everyone Should Start Using
Gretchen Wieners once advocated that everyone start saying “fetch,” but don’t stop there. Don’t be a tosser. Use them all.
What Paris Hilton Says About Our Culture Of Slut-Shaming
The more we shame her, the bigger she gets. At this rate, she’ll be the biggest “slut” we’ve ever seen.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Knows You Think About Him When You Get Off — And He’s Cool With It
The world is his sexual oyster.