Nico Lang

It’s not an insult that you don’t want to meet every guy you connect with, and trust me: for most of them, that’s going to be a huge relief.

In terms of vocab, the 20s got all of us beat.

If you need to come out with a country album, there’s a very simple formula for the cover. First, find a white dude with gay face, preferably if he looks like an ex-boy band member or Jesus. Put him in a dark henley or a plain-colored t-shirt.

In pre-production, ‘American Pie’ was called ‘Teenage Sex Comedy That Can Be Made For Under $10 Million That Your Reader Will Love But The Executive Will Hate.’

6. ‘Gravity’ is the moviegoing experience of the year — and maybe the decade.

22. Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling.

1. You sleep with your iPhone next to you, curled up like a kitten.

In every group of friends, there’s the “Karen” of the group, aka. the friend no one likes. If you can’t figure out who the Karen is in your friend circle, that means you are the Karen.

Anyone who likes David Sedaris is automatically good people. If you catch him reading Amy Sedaris, though, you marry him.

1. From the Sports section: “Rangers Get Whiff of Colon.”

If you’re a “Mean Girls” fan, celebrate “Mean Girls Day” with this list of other movies you’ll adore.

If there were a Best Grandfather of All-Time award, this guy would totally win.