Nico Lang
Author of the memoir “The Young People Who Traverse Dimensions While Wearing Sunglasses”.
Britney Spears’ Comments About “Adorable And Hilarious” Gays Are Tacky And Infantilizing
Britney Spears’ LGBT politics are stuck in the last millenium.
31 Signs You Like Books More Than You Like People
8. You sometimes describe yourself as having been “born too late” or “having an old soul.”
The Annoying ‘Gravity’ Backlash Is Literally Killing Me
If ‘Gravity’ isn’t perfection, I’ll take what I can get.
How To Explain The Cleveland Indians Logo To People Who Think It’s Not Racist
Having a Cleveland Indians logo is like having a “New York Jews” or “San Francisco Chinamen,” mascots that would be blatantly offensive. I shudder to think what the equivalencies for gays or black people would be.
We Love You, Justin Timberlake, But Please Stop Acting
Like the ‘Runner Runner’ poster suggests, Justin Timberlake needs to know when to walk away.
39 Epic Autocorrect Fails That Temporarily Ruined People’s Lives
No matter what time of day it is, autocorrect makes you perpetually sound like a drunken idiot — and possibly a sex criminal.
29 Hilarious Government #ShutDown Tweets That Will Make Your Day
“Can we have a Congressional standoff that results in a suspension of scholarly essays about Miley Cyrus?” – Dave Holmes
27 Easy Everyday Tips To Being Healthier, Feeling Sexier And Living Longer
27. Love your body, because it’s yours.
Watch This: 9 Inspiring And Unexpected Life Lessons From The Best Graduation Speech Ever
7. Define yourself by what you love.
14 Surprising Things Americans Don’t Know, According To Poll Numbers
When asked on what year 9/11 took place, 30% of Americans were unable to answer the question correctly, even as few as five years after the attack.
11 Totally Insane Scientific Theories People Used To Believe Were True
2. YOU CAN WRITE ON THE MOON IN BLOOD.
What 15 Of Your Favorite 90s Nickelodeon Cartoon Characters Look Like In Real Life
Who knew that Phoebe from ‘Hey Arnold’ was crazy hot or that 52-year-old Tommy Pickles was a comely grandma? Prepare your brain and your childhood accordingly.