Nico Lang

Paltrow’s personal lifestyle blog, GOOP, is an unintentionally hilarious look at the unguarded privilege she trades in.

We don’t recognize the accomplishments of women — especially female athletes.

“I promised myself I was not going to cry tonight, and I’ve already broken that promise five times. But I will not break it a sixth.”

It’s about finding that perfect pop song to put your top down to in the summer and sing-a-long with.

3. Be there. Friends can get really good at disappearing on each other, as we learn to take peoples’ presence for granted.

5. If they’re talking about their ex all the time, they are not over their ex.

What about Forever 30 or 35, where you struggle with the pressures of having a career while you settle down and start a family?

6. “You’re a regulation hottie….Own it.”

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar has a lot of wisdom to impart. However, not all of it adheres to logic or sense.

Even before Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was captured last Friday, people have been quick to assign blame for the explosions in Boston.

4. The casting is on point.

9. You watch a David Lynch movie and complain that it has too much narrative.

8. Their bodies are composed of 75% to 80% water.

Does endlessly overanalyzing our love lives make us feel any happier or more fulfilled by them? No.

Hey, let’s look into each other’s eyes and say “I wish I were you” at exactly the same time — maybe we’ll pull a ‘Freaky Friday.’

I am what is called an “Ex-Recycler,” as I have a really bad habit of pining for the warmth of old flames.

20. “I can tell those apart who can milk a cow, I mean with their bare hands. Sometimes people can tell by looking at someone, ‘Aha! This must be a drug dealer or this must be a lawyer.’”

They’ve magically grown ugly to you, as if a witch cast a magic spell on them that only you can see.