Nico Lang

Like a child who throws a tantrum to get their parents’ attention, Bynes knows that the weirder she acts, the more people tune in.

There’s more to the story; there’s a dark side to equality.

10. He never asks you back to his place because the coffin is too small.

“Chow is actually an apt metaphor for the movie — indescribably irritating and only in it for the money.”

16. Evidence also indicates that we may have had our first bisexual or lesbian first lady.

Last week I got to meet a man in the last six hours of his life, although I obviously didn’t know that at the time.

This is hardly the first time that formerly thin celebrities have been shamed for putting on pregnancy weight, and holding women like Jessica Simpson to a higher standard of beauty says a lot about what we expect of women.

13. You need to spend time apart, or you will get sick of each other.

3. Pretending to be “normal.”

Whenever I’m having a bad day, I just think about Olivia Wilde, the funny, intelligent actress who must have upset a gypsy for all the bad luck she’s had.

At the time of his death in 1940, Fitzgerald claimed to have made just $4,000 off the novel.

Daria is the kind of girl who is too busy being a badass to worry much about guys.

14. “All generalizations are false, including this one.”

4. How often you date.

But guess who ranked at the bottom? America’s “least trusted” actress is Kristen Stewart, who also placed second on Star’s “Most Hated Celebrity” list.

2. Ramen Noodles, while cheap, is incredibly high in sodium and cannot possibly take the place of nutrition in one’s diet.

Here’s EL James’ S&M fantasy as imagined by some of Hollywood’s finest — and Michael Bay.

This weekend, I had the unfortunate Chicago fate of wading through the hordes of Wrigleyville patrons as they “celebrated” a culture they clearly know almost nothing about.