Nico Lang

Stop Dating Like You’re Sixteen Years Old

Sometimes I think we focus so much on the thought of being rejected by the other person that we don’t stop to ask whether we like them or not. I’ve been heartbroken after getting dumped by guys I didn’t even like that much.

How I Want To Respond To Hate Mail

I get a lot crap that I will never, ever have the time to respond to. Do I have the time, technically? Yes, but I could be doing other things that I like more, like eating Cheetos or masturbating. Sometimes I do them both together. Welcome to being single. It’s pretty great.

No One’s Rape Is Funny

It doesn’t take a Women and Gender Studies PhD candidate or a d*ck genius to figure out the implications.

These 25 Meryl Streep GIFs Will Cure What Ails You

So, if you’ve just survived Pride Weekend in Chicago (like many of us) or you just hate mornings, let these Streep gifs get you through the day. They’ll make the morning line for that much-needed Starbucks latte that much more bearable.