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Although the internet loves Ryan Gosling and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, I firmly believe that Anderson Cooper is the perfect man. What more could you possibly want?

6. Saying it wrong: “Suppository of information.” Doing it right: “Repository of information”

If you liked Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Being John Malkovich or Adaptation, stop what you’re doing and check this out.

Woody Allen is his own Bartlett’s, except with a whole lot more material about getting off.

The Craft = Mean Girls + witchcraft

Rebel Wilson never planned on pursuing acting professionally and only got into it after getting malaria during a Youth Ambassador for Australia trip. During her fever hallucinations, she envisioned herself as an actress.

“Sexiness isn’t showing off everything you’ve got. Instead, it’s about hiding just enough so that when imagination takes over, the result is even better than reality.”

This might not be real life, but by God, it’s so much better. Just remember: “Burns heal, but savings are forever!”

Walter: “Wanna take my life savings and buy an RV and make candy in the desert?” Jesse: “Sounds like an awesome decision.”

3. When You Want To Dance Like No One Is Watching You. Beyonce is known for her “unique” choregraphy, which is kind of like an avant-garde pee pee dance.

6. The Perks of Being a Wallflower. Forget tearing up. Get ready to lose your mind with life-affirming emotion.

Fact: Darth Vader never actually said, “Luke, I am your father.”

Sure, love is compromise, but love also means not being afraid to ask for what you were told was impossible. Love means being denied and saying, “More please.”

You’re never too old to start reading Harry Potter (or read it all over again).

I got another drink. And then another. And then another. My friends ordered shots. It was going to be that kind of night.

When you’re feeling down, here are some Mean Girls gifs to help get you through the day. October 3 is the official observance of Mean Girls Day, but let’s be honest: Mean Girls Day is every day.

Did you know that you don’t know how to pronounce Theodore Geisel’s pen name?

Don’t stop at seeing it twice. See it as many times as you can.