23 Terrible Movies So Bad You Absolutely Have To Watch Them

23. Troll 2

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Some bad movies defy explanation, but this one actually makes perfect sense. Troll 2’s director Claudio Fragasso was Italian and fairly new to the ways of the English language. After he wrote the script with Rosella Drudi, his cast tried to explain to Fragasso that his this is not the way that Americans speak, but Fragasso was convinced of his own brilliance, unwilling to budge.

The director then forced his actors to recite some of the most memorably bad lines you’ll ever hear, of which “You can’t piss on hospitality!” is the clear winner. However, Fragasso isn’t totally to blame. The cast itself is just as bad as his writing is — the perfect fusion of art and talent, or lack thereof.

Cast member George Hardy is still a huge advocate of the film. Now a dentist, he shows Troll 2 off to patients and fellow townspeople, as if he couldn’t be prouder of his anti-achievement. Hardy, of course, knows what the movie is — and he doesn’t care. It’s perfect just the way it is.