28 Celebrities You Won’t Believe Are 50 Now (Or Almost There)
Some of these people have a painting that ages for them, like the one that must hang in the 44-year-old Paul Rudd’s attic. (Who is not on this list yet, thank God.) Some of them we grew up with, so they feel timeless to us, like they shouldn’t age ever. But all of them are 50 now — or getting there. The youngest person to make the list was Halle Berry, who I realize is still three years away, but merits recognition anyway for looking amazing. ‘Cause whatever alien semen she’s injecting into her face, I want in. Suck on that, ageism.
1. Brad Pitt (49)
Famous role: Being inside Jennifer Aniston for a decade
2. JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS (52)
Famous role: Your favorite Seinfeld character
3. STEVE CARELL (51)
Famous role: The Office
4. LENNY KRAVITZ (49)
Famous role: Taking off his pants in music videos
5. RALPH MACCHIO (50)
Famous role: The Karate Kid
6. JENNIFER BEALS (49)
Famous role: Flashdance (if you’re straight), The L Word (if you aren’t)
7. JOHN CORBETT (52)
Famous role: The guy in Sex and the City you actually liked
8. TOM CRUISE (51)
Famous role: The man who stained Oprah’s couch
9. PHOEBE CATES (50)
Famous role: America’s masturbatory fantasy after Fast Times at Ridgemont High
10. TORI AMOS (50)
Famous role: America’s depressed folky sweetheart
11. KELLY LEBROCK (53)
Famous role: Weird Science
12. JULIANNE MOORE (52)
Famous role: America’s second-favorite Sarah Palin
13. Denzel Washington (58)
Famous role: Being the only black actor your mom likes
14. DYLAN MCDERMOTT (51)
Famous role: American Horror Story
15. MARC JACOBS (50)
Famous role: Sofia Coppola’s bestie
16. JOHNNY DEPP (50)
Famous role: Being Tim Burton’s siamese twin
17. COOLIO (50)
Famous role: Getting mad at Weird Al
18. TONY GOLDWYN (53)
Famous role: President McDreamy on Scandal
19. ELLEN DEGENERES (54)
Famous role: The white Oprah
20. ALLY SHEEDY (51)
Famous role: The goth girl in The Breakfast Club
21. ANDIE MACDOWELL (55)
Famous role: Ruining Four Weddings and a Funeral
22. MING NA (49)
Famous role: The voice of Mulan
23. SARAH JESSICA PARKER (48)
Famous role: The internet’s favorite person to compare to a horse
24. MICHAEL JORDAN (50)
Famous role: Space Jam, forever
25. HALLE BERRY (47)
Famous role: Catwoman, unfortunately
26. JAMES MARSTERS (51)
Famous role: Your dirty Buffy sexual fantasies
27. JOHN STAMOS (50)
Famous role: Meeting Regina George on a plane
28. ROB LOWE (49)
Famous role: Being the guy who never ages 
