How The Internet Reacted To Kanye West And Kim Kardashian’s Baby Name

At first we were like this:

And then we were like:

But then we collected ourselves:

And we were like, “Ain’t nobody got time for that”:

On the plus side, Apple Martin won’t have the dumbest name at the playdate anymore. Apple, you can breathe a little easier today. Yeezus has saved you.