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These Hilarious Tweets Prove Henry Cavill Is The Hottest Person Ever

Henry Cavill, welcome to America's collective spank bank. You've arrived.

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Critics and audiences are divided on how much they liked Man of Steel, DC Comics’ umpteenth Superman reboot, this time with 300‘s auteur of slo-mo Zack Snyder at the helm. However, our great nation was united this weekend on one count: Henry Cavill can get it anytime he wants. We are now the home of the brave…and of picturing Superman naked.

Henry Cavill, welcome to America’s collective spank bank. You’ve arrived. And if the bevy of deliciously pervy quips about your junk I’ve compiled are any indication, you’re here to stay.

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Note: You can see Henry Cavill naked any time you want. Behold The Tudors. It’s on Netflix. You’re welcome, America, and God bless us everyone. Thought Catalog Logo Mark