Nico Lang

Author of the memoir “The Young People Who Traverse Dimensions While Wearing Sunglasses”.
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Nico Lang
41 Signs You’re Still Obsessed With ‘Gilmore Girls’
(And we don’t blame you.)
40 ‘Mean Girls’ Quotes That’ll Finally Make ‘Fetch’ Happen
“She doesn’t even go here.”
27 Heart-Warming Love Quotes From Your Favorite ’80s Movies
“I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.”
11 Lesser-Known Joseph Gordon-Levitt Movies You Should Watch
Joseph Gordon-Levitt! It’s about time we take a look back on the versatile writer-director’s very long filmography, featuring two decades’ worth of classics. Sure, you’ve seen the big name stuff like (500) Days of Summer, 10 Things I Hate About You, Inception and The Dark Knight Rises, but true JGL fans know there’s much more to our favorite […]
41 Signs You’re Obsessed With Gilmore Girls
1. You can quote the entire show in your sleep — and probably do. You’ve been known to reference GG without even realizing that was a Gilmore Girls quote. 2. You know who Zoltan Kemeny and Xuxa are now, because you looked them up. 3. You have considered naming a child after one of the […]
27 Swoon-Worthy Love Quotes From Your Favorite 80s Movies
On Monday, I went to see The Spectacular Now, which is pretty much the perfect date movie. On top of announcing Miles Teller and Shailene Woodley as the two of the best actors of their generation, the movie pays homage to many of the 80’s movies we grew up on — a big, fat love […]
Our Favorite 40 ‘Mean Girls’ Quotes
Quoting Mean Girls isn’t just a sport. It’s a national pastime. Mean Girls is how we make sense of the world, giving the chaos of the universe a recognizable template by which to understand it. More than any writer of her age (and I’m serious), Tina Fey has changed the ways that young people speak […]
40 ‘Mean Girls’ Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living
Quoting Mean Girls isn’t just a sport. It’s a national pastime. Mean Girls is how we make sense of the world, giving the chaos of the universe a recognizable template by which to understand it. More than any writer of her age (and I’m serious), Tina Fey has changed the ways that young people speak […]
55 Brilliant Louis C.K. Quotes That Will Make You Laugh And Think
9. I don’t think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.
37 Shows Now Streaming On Netflix That Will Ensure You Get Nothing Done Tonight
26. “Orange is the New Black.”
35 Awesome Workout Songs To Help You Go That Extra Mile
This playlist includes: Lorde, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Icona Pop, The Gaslight Anthem, Kanye West, Pusha T, XTC, The Arcade Fire, Lana Del Rey, The Neighborhood, Katy Perry, The Stone Roses and more.
19 Oscar Contenders I’m Rooting For In This Year’s Awards Race
1. “12 Years a Slave”: Best Picture
11 Screwed-Up Messages From Disney Movies We Learned As Kids
The Disney movies seem oddly interested in captive, passive women suffering in extremis, like a Lars von Trier movie for kids.
27 Hilariously Honest Titles For Popular Books
11. “A Game of Thrones”: Everyone You Love Will Die
19 Upcoming Movies You Should Get Excited For
10. “Anchorman: The Legend Continues.”
29 Awesome Modern Romantic Comedies That Don’t Insult Your Intelligence
22. “Silver Linings’ Playbook.”
15 Movies Now Playing In Theaters You Need To Check Out
5. “Captain Phillips.”
13 Modern Horror Movies That Give The Genre A Good Name
4. “Let the Right One In.”