Nico Lang

This has long been a problem for me in my dating life, as I have a habit of attracting men of color. They think we’re on the same team.

9. I don’t think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.

26. “Orange is the New Black.”

This playlist includes: Lorde, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Icona Pop, The Gaslight Anthem, Kanye West, Pusha T, XTC, The Arcade Fire, Lana Del Rey, The Neighborhood, Katy Perry, The Stone Roses and more.

When Oprah stops being too busy to look past her own belief system, she might actually learn something from Diana Nyad.

1. “12 Years a Slave”: Best Picture

“We must recall the most important of humanity guidelines: Be polite. Being polite is possibly the greatest daily contribution everyone can make to life on Earth.”

The Disney movies seem oddly interested in captive, passive women suffering in extremis, like a Lars von Trier movie for kids.

11. “A Game of Thrones”: Everyone You Love Will Die

10. “Anchorman: The Legend Continues.”

“We dressed Paris Hilton as a slightly sexy Hitler and made a Vine of her shouting at a picture of Larry David in Prague.” – @Vice_Is_Hip

22. “Silver Linings’ Playbook.”

He does what a critic should: ask questions. A critic must be honest, even when the truth hurts a little, and if the movie is worth our praise, it will survive the interrogation.

1. “Twilight.” The fact that Bella and Edward are the Romeo and Juliet of a generation actively destroys my will to live.

The best comedy doesn’t just make us laugh. It forces us to ask questions about what our laughter means. Comedy can help us heal.

5. “Captain Phillips.”

4. “Let the Right One In.”

This is the “resolution” we get. Isn’t it what you wanted?