Nick Moutvic

“What’s your favorite sex position? Mine is when I lie down next to a guy I just met and read him all my best tweets.”

Facts matter. Words matter. Hold those in power accountable for their rhetoric; not by screaming into the wind about Trump’s attacks on the press, but by supporting those who uncover his lies every day.

Ever wondered how long you would survive in a zombie apocalypse? Well, don’t flatter yourself. According to Physics students at Leicester University, everyone would be dead in less than a year.

These stunts are meant to distract the populace from the real issues and turn our attention to something we can all universally be angry about, and bond over, but doesn’t actually matter.

We tend to find ourselves in odd and sometimes infuriating situations that are unique to the business we are in.

We are also known for our high murder rates, failing education system, oh and deep-dish pizza!

June is here, and Gay Pride is at our doorstep once again. Since I am unemplo—a young professional weighing his options—this to me means a chance to have that weekend-long bender I’ve been waiting for.

BtVS, is still the most apt metaphor for being apart of the LGBT+ community that I’ve yet to see.

Which one are you?

You’ve begun making life-altering realizations, like that if you refrigerate your crackers it cools down your soup faster.

On Thursday, in a move that feels much more at home at gossip-sites like Gawker, Daily Beast reporter Nico “straight-with-a-wife-and-child-and-me-thinks-he-doth-protest-too-much” Hines, published a piece of clickbait, titled, “I Got Three Grindr Dates in an Hour in the Olympic Village.”

Everything is so emotional!