Nick Bente

The bottom line comes down to health.

Comedians make us laugh, that’s true, but every once in a while they can really show us something about ourselves and the world around us that make us think a little more and a little deeper than we usually do.

In no just world is Sharknado 2 better than Space Jam. You don’t insult His Royal Airness like that!

Sharknado 2: The Second One received a 48% on Rotten Tomatoes’ “Tomatometer”. Here is a quick list of some brilliant movies that somehow scored worse than Sharknado 2.

After experiencing my first deployment there were a few things I wasn’t entirely prepared for. Things like…

4. I haven’t seen that one guy in awhile…

“Nothing behind me, everything ahead of me, as is ever so on the road.” – Jack Kerouac. 1. Have Good Company. This one is a no-brainer.

My high school girlfriend posted an ultrasound picture of her unborn baby. I’m pretty sure I fell out of my chair. How? Why?

But these commercials are pretty persuasive, so If I listened to them I’d be taking some certainly different steps forward (read: backwards) in life. Things like…

I went home last weekend and walked around the house I grew up in and realized it was the furthest thing from the idea of home I could imagine.

But before I can go to school and learn to be a businessman, or something like that, I had to take the most hellacious test I’ve had to take in my long academic career. And it started like this…

4. Relationships can get real serious. Real fast.