Nevi Rooks
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Nevi Rooks
9 Newsworthy Things Worth Knowing This Week
2. No school shootings happened: Um, yeah. None.
7 Newsworthy Things Worth Knowing This Week
Man, we have it great in America. Here’s an overview of our miniscule “problems” combined with #realworldproblems.
6 Things You Should Know About In The News This Week
While other countries endure political and social turmoil, the United States media only had to concentrate on the Gitmo situation. Here’s a few other things you may have missed.
Sound Informed At Happy Hour! (Weekly News Recap, 5/30)
Google is building driverless cars because they can; and seriously, who needs humans in the future anyway?
Sound Informed At Happy Hour! (Weekly News Recap, 5/23)
A lot happened this week that involves your everyday life, but you may not have heard about it because it didn’t involve celebrity scandal.
Sound Informed At Happy Hour! (Weekly News Recap, 5/16)
Let’s play a game this week. If any of your friends mention the following names, they buy a round. Make sure they know, and please find new friends: Justin Bieber, Solange Knowles, Donald Sterling, Karl Rove.
Sound Informed At Happy Hour! (Weekly News Recap, 5/9)
Don’t sound like an uncultured swine this evening at happy hour. I’ve compiled the below overview of the week in news so you can sound like you actually care what’s going on in the world.
How To Sound Informed At Happy Hour (Weekly News Recap, 5/2)
Do you ever feel like the topics discussed at happy hour are a foreign language? Like, “how did I miss that viral video?” or “a plane really disappeared last month?” To get you up to speed for tonight’s happy hour discussions, I compiled the below list on the essentials.
4 Games 90s Boys Will Fight To The Death To Win (Even Today)
This article is written mainly for men my age who had a fulfilled childhood; or even to women my age, who were either really freaking cool or who had older brothers.
5 Occasions When It’s Acceptable To Leave The Man Card Behind
Anytime you play with a dog, your balls automatically get vacuumed right up into your stomach.
Dear Baby Boomers; All Of You Please Retire, Thanks
We’d sincerely appreciate it if you all just retired already, we’ll take it from here. Grab your mops Millennials, we have a lot of work to do.
The 5 People In Hell I’d Love To Grab A Beer With
People are sick. You have to admit though; it would be interesting to pick at the brains of history’s most evil men.
10 Questions You’ve Always Wanted To Ask Americans (A Response)
9. What is this obsession that you people have with all things deep-fried?
The 7 Most Common Lies Your Teachers Probably Told You
“You can’t just cram for exams in college.” We came, we saw, we conquered.
3 Reasons Why Arizona Is The Worst State
I used to be a proud Arizonan. The Wild West, gun slingers, Wyatt Earp, the Salt River, incredible sunsets, ancient Native American cliff dwellings, snowcapped mountain peaks, and home to one of the True Wonders of the World.
Confessions Of A Sensitive Man
When you whip out a simple “baby” in passing conversation, I cower every time. I hold back a smile and carry on like nothing happened, but I assure you, something happened.