Nathan Macintosh

Kanye West flipped on Twitter. Whatever. Amber Rose said she put her finger in his ass. Cool. The problem? PEOPLE flipped at that point.

You ever try walking through a river? Not the easiest. Have you ever tried walking through a river while you’re wrapped up in comforters? It’s PRETTY tough.

“It doesn’t really rhyme, but I FEEL him.”

NewYork City is thought of as a city where everything is fast. That everyone and everything is in a constant state of rush.

Canadians get mad at Americans for not knowing anything about us. Can we blame them? We don’t care about our own things. Americans don’t know anything about our politics, but we know all about theirs. How rude!

“That’s it! You’re evicted!”

“Look, if you’re too cheap to tip, don’t tip. Just know there’s a special place in hell for you. And it has more fire than you can imagine!”

“6 whole days? Come on, man. I have NO idea what’ll be going on then.”

Breaking Bad has come back, and your relationship has never left. It’s still here, being underwhelming. Could it possibly be that Breaking Bad, with its excellent writing and acting, could be better than your relationship? Yes, and here are six reasons why.

So you’ve met a guy who you want to be with, and he has done some things that make you believe he FOR SURE wants to be with you.

It’s the summertime. People are breaking up all over the place! The only socially acceptable way to do it is to meet up with the human you no longer want to see and tell them face to face. Every thing else has stepped into the 21st century. Breaking up needs to as well.

Mark Zuckerberg, for example. Arguably, the leader of my generation. Multi-billionaire, Facebook creator. Man? Absolutely not. Let’s look at what he really created. Mark Zuckerberg created a site that basically annoys everyone and wastes our time.