Molly McAleer
Molly McAleer lives in Los Angeles with her chihuahua and can be found on Twitter (@molls) and on Instagram (@itsmolls). Her writing has appeared on your television, your Internet and the bathroom walls of your favorite cyber cafes.
20 Gifts To Get Your Basic B*tch This Christmas
2. Ironic celebrity perfume
20 Extremely Satisfying Ways To Live Your 20s To The Fullest
Show up first and leave last. Take on the project no one else on your team wants and apply for the jobs that you probably shouldn’t get in a million years. You’ll reap the bennies forever.
7 Life Problems You Blame On The Holidays (That Are Actually All Your Fault)
The holidays are here and so are all of your bullshit holiday excuses. Here’s a list of things that I won’t be taking any for this year:
10 Classic Red Flags Of A Sh*tty Boyfriend
Your entire relationship would horrify your grandmother.
What Are ‘Rape Eyes’?
It’s those cold, dead eyes that have that uncomfortable charisma to them.
11 Questions Every L.A. Transplant Will Be Asked When They Go Home For The Holidays (With Answers!)
“Have you met anyone famous?”
10 Things Your Girlfriend Does Not Want For Christmas
I don’t think my college boyfriend will ever forget the tears.
25 Great (And Not-So-Great) Things You Will Do At Age 25
Get drunk, hook up, take too many selfies, come back next year.
14 Seemingly Little Things That Will Kill Your Relationship
Your relationship is all but a ticking time bomb.
Racist Babies Punished For Dressing in Blackface
Fingerpainting never looked so racist.
10 Oddly Intoxicating Things To Do Besides Drink This Holiday Season
Hey— most of the time when you’re craving booze, you’re actually just missing that dopamine rush…so replace that addiction with another addiction.
6 Signs Your BFF-Ship Is Over
We all have them—the up-all-night BFFLs that we drifted away from, the ride-or-die relationships that went down the drain after one too many blow-out fights about who called dibs on which guy.